How can I watch Beauty and the Beast and not turn gay?

How can I watch Beauty and the Beast and not turn gay?

In my latest blog post, I'm tackling the whimsical, yet slightly baffling question, "How can I watch Beauty and the Beast and not turn gay?" I'm here to reassure you that Disney classics don't have magical sexuality-switching powers! If you feel a twinge of admiration for Gaston's muscles or Beast's sensitive soul, worry not, it's just human nature to appreciate good looks and good character. Remember, your sexuality isn't determined by what you watch but who you are. So, sit back, grab your popcorn, and enjoy the tale as old as time, without any unnecessary concern about your orientation.

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